When the emergency comes…

赤坂サカスのトイレの注意書き。

日本語：
非常時にこのボタンを押してください。
管理センターに連絡されます。

Janglish:
When the emergency comes,
Please push this button.
It is contacted
the management centre.

よく見ると日本語もなんかヘン？

Welcome to Tokyo…

An advert spotted at Haneda Airport:

In case you are wondering (and the ad’s not exactly informative), Tokyo Banana (東京ばな奈) is a sponge finger with a banana-custard filling, which is apparently a popular Tokyo souvenir.

Sounds good?

— so the paper bag containing french fries proclaims…

SOUNDS GOOD
Thank you very much for purchasing today.

This is one of our special recommendations of this shop.
Our mission is to make our customer
happy with our food and say “what a so tasty!!“
Our pursuing tastiness will never stop.
We intend to offer tasty food that meets
your satisfaction. All efforts are for our customers’ smile!!
We are looking forward to your visit again.

The shop in question is R Burger, a small chain of hamburger joints. Their Asian-flavoured burgers certainly taste good, and though the blurb may not sound as good as they seem to think, it does put a smile on your face.